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Deadpan

Sometimes Eitan shows absolutely no emotion. Maybe it’s hysterical because most of the time – as a 5 year old – his emotions overflow. This interaction had me laughing for hours.

We were reading before bed with Eitan the other night. He usually has some dessert at this point, but I think he’s growing because he requested an ice cream and a sunbutter sandwich. Rich speculated that would be a bad idea, but I overruled him.

A few minutes later, after defrosting the bread in the microwave, Rich brings up the requested food. Eitan eats the ice cream first (good kid) and then moves onto the open-faced sandwich.

Eitan: “It’s too hot.”

Dada: “It can’t be too hot; I defrosted it 5 minutes ago”

Eitan, touching it again, “But it is”

Dada: “It can’t be.”

Eitan touches it again. Several seconds go by with him just looking at me, touching his sandwich.

“But it is” TOTALLY DEADPAN

I burst out laughing; Eitan starts laughing hysterically causing him to drop his sandwich, which of course lands face down on his blanket.

Then he bursts into tears like his usual 5-year-old self.

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