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Car Seat Requirements

While driving home from school one day, Eitan questioned when he would no longer be required to use a kids’ car seat. I reassured him that he was already, in fact, old/large enough to graduate to a booster seat, but that wouldn’t cut it. He was determined to stay in the car seat until he was big enough for the regular “adult” seat. The following conversation ensued.

Dada: You are about 5 inches short.

Eitan: Okay. That’s like 5 days. I grow 1 inch per day.

Dada: That would make you 29 feet tall!

Eitan: How tall would you be?

Dada: If I grew 1 inch per day? (Performs quick math…) About 150 feet tall. That’s how I know you can’t possibly grow 1 inch per day.

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Phrasing

Conversations with Siri

At any given time while receiving direction’s from Apple’s Siri, this is the conversation we receive from the back seat of the car:

Siri: At the light, turn left.

Eitan: No…

Siri: Continue straight.

Eitan: No.

Siri: In 500 feet, turn right.

Eitan: No!

Suffice to say, we will continue to leave “Hey Siri” disabled.